Aches, Pains & TV

My teeth have been aching since saturday. Everytime I go to the dentist I come back with some type of teeth related injury. They are throbbing, like someone is constantly flicking at my mouth. I'm too scared to go back to the dentist so he can see what he did wrong. Maybe he stabbed a nerve or something cuz it frikken kills and Ron isn't here to massage my teeth.

I'm also pissed about missing out on seeing John Mayer again. How on earth did I miss the day the tix went on sale? GD! So, to nurse my dumb teeth I've been watching Disney movies all day. Toy Story 1 & 2, Finding Nemo, The Lion King & Monsters Inc. Damn that Finding Nemo, everytime I watch it I cry like a bitch. I don't know what it is about that movie that gets to me. I remember watching it at the movies when it first came out - I was bawling my eyes out in the first 2 minutes... and at the end when Marlin thinks Nemo is dead under that fishing net I just completely lost it. Monsters Inc is pretty bad too, when Sulley says goodbye to Boo and she checks the closet for him? I don't know how kids can watch this, my cousins always laugh at me for getting all teary eyed. I always have to watch The Lion King after, thats like my buffer
movie. Even though its also a bit sad, it reminds me of being a kid and yeah, thats my comfort film. At 10 years old, I knew every word to that film and JTT was my very first celebrity
crush (that was around my age). Prior to that, it was all Tom Cruise and Harrison Ford. haha.

But anyhoo, it's Halloween today and I was just wondering, why on earth don't we celebrate it? Sure we probably get about 10 kids a year knocking on our door Trick or Treating, but they are usually wearing half arsed costumes. Seriously, if I think the kids costumes are shit I won't even bother opening the door. haha. I celebrated Halloween in the States last year and people there take that shit seriously. I dressed up as a maid and as Strawberry Shortcake, even though I was
a drunken mess I think I had fun. Here in Australia I celebrate it by sipping on some Weight Watchers pumpkin soup - yep, it gets very festive here in my house. I think in about 10 years the sunburnt land will catch on and realise that Halloween is one of the most fun days of the year.


xoxo

My girls are gorgeous + fabulous

i <3>

That first pic was taken in 1998, when we used to hang out at U18's dance parties that were usually held at Marayong Community Hall or at the Polish Hall. Oh memories! ha!

Had dinner too .... I heard the ribs were great. Too bad, I stuck to a prawn cocktail and corn on the cob. MMMM, food deprivation never tasted sooooo good!

I miss being around my girlies, we have fun galore and gossip hardcore, much like a bunch of old Titas.

xoxo

happy birthday juan + ting!
love u bitches!!!xoxo

Trash Bag Time

There is so much good trash on the TV I am in
complete and utter sensory overload. All these TV show premieres
rival the effects of me eating a 2 piece feed - yes, so
wrong and forbidden yet so orgasmic.

Not since ever has a show left me wanting to vomit
from suspense each and every week. Yes, welcome to Prison
Break. Apart from wanting Wentworth Miller be the father
of one of my babies; his weekly brooding and general hotness
leaves my mama, sister, cousin (who just lost her poor appendix),
Ron and I hyperventilating like wheezing ummm asthmatics?
Every episode of this new season has been crazy edge of
your seat madness and how ******* died? That shizz was just
absolutely saddest thing I have seen since The Notebook.
Gosh, I just need to spill but I don't want to spoil it
for the patient Aussies who are actually going to wait until
next year for it to air.

That Big Fat Loser show also started here for us
Aussies. I hate to be mean but OH MY GOODNESS. How people
can allow themselves to get that big is beyond me - as usual
watching the show has made me jog around twice around the
lake for the past few days. I figure if these 150kg+ people
can lose 50kg, how hard could it be to lose 5kgs? Well it's
proving to be bloody hard. I am trying to follow a kind
of diet a friend told me, but I always 'reward' myself with
yummy food like sinigang and meat pies at every opportunity
I get. Oh well, my sister summed it up when she said 'why
can't healthy food taste good and fatty food taste like
shit'. Indeed. I think I should buy the Big Fat Loser DVD
and play it 24/7 to inspire me or something.

Ok, more useless TV blogging later, but for now it was my
mama's b'day last week. HAPPY B'DAY MUMMY!!!



yes i am a fun, blonde, carefree tart again



shes growing so fast shes almost as tall as me



xoxo

Me Likelike you long time!

I forgot to add, that after Hanauma Bay we got our first taste of the Waikiki nightlife. To be honest we were too knackered to go out at night, so we usually just bought some drinks from ABC Store and drank on our balcony. On our second last night, after a stuffing dinner at Chili's
Juan, Ronaldo, Ate Rina & I went to Big Kahuna's. This is probably Hawaiian for Hooters - if I worked in Hawaii I would totally want to work there. It was a cozy, fun and loud little bar. Oh and I got to sample my first official Hawaiian Mai Tai *yum* - I swear Mai Tai's are my kryptonite. We also ordered a 'Fish Bowl'- which kind of tasted like fizzy Midori and Malibu *yum* and had little plastic fish floating around in it.



channeling sun burn and cat lady hair for tonights look





Juan and our Big Kahuna maiden w/ some random rowdy
moron in the bg



So after the bar, we took a midnight stroll along Waikiki beach where we learnt a number of things. 1) The water is still warm enough to swim in; 2) You can take fabulous pictures even at night; 3) People enjoy having sex on the beach. As in, full on hip thrusting, moany porn sex. Yes. Right there on the beach. Fabulous.



Juan & I get our model on // Ron on beach sex patrol

Our last full day was spent at Wal-Mart (class) buying last minute choccies and other random crap, and exploring the Diamond Head side of Waikiki. It was such a shame we left it until the last day to trek around that side of the beach. It's a gorgeous place and part of the ocean is sectioned off making a lovely kind of swimming pool. So while Ron and I frolicked in the water, Juan (who by this point was know as 'Pedro') tried to build up his already Cuban tan. Oh, ya'll have to buy this Hawaiian Tropics Tan Lotion, it's magical - even pale folk like me managed to
get a tad darker.

Damn you Hawaii! I am in love with you.




*cue ukelele* "amina hana wana...." (thats rons Hawaiian song)





Ron the Tongan and Lucy the Lobster // bye bye Waikiki sunset *sniff*





Our last stop before going back to condo to pack... surf board alley

I'll be back very soon. Well it's Oahu or Maui... or both

xoxo