The Pizza Man.

K and I were wandering around Whistler Village one day discussing the pros and cons on why we should be there. After walking in sub zero temperatures for what seemed like 10 hours, we stumbled into a Rogers Wireless store. As we waited in line to buy a sim card we overheard a phone conversation a man was having. He was behind a wall which led to the back exit of the store. "Hey, it's the pizza man. Where do I take your pizza delivery?... Do you have the exact money?... Make sure you are there when I get there...". "Oh My God!" K exclaimed. "He is totally a drug dealer!". She explained to me that 'the pizza man' is totally a code for drug dealer and the 'pizza' is codeword for drugs. Being in Whistler I was not surprised and we continued to listen to his conversation. "I'll be there in 10 minutes ok... I've got what you ordered...". By then, we were both hanging on to every word the man was saying. How exciting! We were witnessing a drug deal go down. I felt so super film noir. We had to take a look at this guy... so as we peered around the corner we got the shock of our lives. The 'drug dealer' was actually a pizza man. He was wearing a Dominoes shirt and holding two pizzas.