How to survive a bear attack.

This is serious business. Why was I not told this? I don't know if I've mentioned this before buuuuut... My first year at camp I took one of my girls to the infirmary and on the way back to our cabin in the pitch dark I heard a rustling in the bushes (yes I know how cliche) and saw in the shadows a massive beast!!! I grabbed my whistle out of my pocket, shoved the girl behind me and started furiously blowing my whistle. I scared off that beast alright. That huge, monstrous deer. Bastard. My girl rolled her eyes and did the whole omg Belle, you are so embarassing thing - kinda like what I do when my mum gets out naked baby pictures of me and shows them to her friends. Whatever, I saved that girls life!!!

Queen's Podcast to the commoners.

merry fishmas.

kissys

xo

Let's get serious for a moment.

Was Twilight for real? Or was it a parody? What a god awful film. Yes, I am one of the millions of fan girls who has read it and seeing it butchered on screen brought tears to my eyes. Tears from laughing at the poorly delivered corny lines - there is a way to deliver corny lines guys c'mon! (Watch HSM 1-3 for proof). The cinematography, oh lord. The crap special effects. The direction was like 'hey edward look over there and stare! great! more eyebrows though... ok hold that... perfect!'... I never expected the film to be great - but a good, simple book can be just as good on screen. Hello!? Harry Potter and The Notebook. I am as sad as the next teen *ahem* fan girl. Oh, and is Rob Pattinson really that hot? I'm getting to that age where anyone under 20 years old is a kid and cannot be hot (ie; excluding Joe Jonas & Zefron) haha. Whatever, what do I know. I am convinced that Spike should have played James, Angel should have played Carlisle and Charlie should have been way hotter (he was totally DILF status in my head). Oh, and how bad was their makeup? Instead of thinking pale vampire, I was distracted by their cakey foundation. So after I saw the film, I went to read about it on imdb (as I do) and some crazy bird has seen this atrocity 40 times!! This means the idiot has paid AU$685.70 to see this mess. She needs a hobby. More than me. Yeah and I get that this film was of medium budget but my student films cost 15 bucks and were better than this parp.

...and as suggested by Ting. Please do like the HULK and remake this mess!!!

P.S. My heart still squealed every time Edward came on screen.

Dear future boyfriend.

I don't know why this is such craphole quality... but anyhoo. I had such an amazing time with my BFF's in the U-S of A. They recorded these adorable messages to their boyfriends so I thought with the power of the internet maybe my future bf would hear my heartfelt plea?!

CAMPTEASE.NET

I have opened a new tee-store which I am quite excited about! CAMP TEASE. So if you love camp, singing those dicky songs get on over there! I'll be updating this regularly so keep checking back!

MAYABANG is also still up and running! Yay!

xoxo